Dracula Untold
Length: Hour and a Half Tops
Actors: Luke Evans(Zeus from Immortals) Sarah Gadon(Mega-Babe)
Trailer & Thoughts: Trailer looked freakin’ awesome because if a shit-ton of bats in the shape of a fist smashing into a marching army isn’t awesome then I don’t know what is! Then I looked on rotten tomatoes and they gave it a 24% “rotten rating” so I put this movie on the back burner for awhile and “WOW” check out the dude’s review.
Plot: Sometimes it takes a monster to fight evil, and Dracula not a monster will soon be forced to watch his kingdom fall and his love ones taken from him so he chooses a dark alternative path that could save his world or destroy it even more. The game is about to begin……
The Dude’s Review: I don’t wanna do this movie over justice but it was sweeeet! That’s right Ladies and Gentleman 4 E’s it was: Exciting, Electrifying, Enticing, and Evolving. The storyline was pretty decent and flowing but the things the director pulled off in this movie we’re awesome. I always kind of wondered what it would be like to have vampire powers myself and director(Gary Shore) kinda gave us some insight to what it would be like, so thanks Gary! I also really enjoyed the sound and special effects of this movie, and while they we’re both kinda over the top they worked beautifully with each other and staged some of the coolest scenes I’ve witnessed in awhile. I mean who doesn’t like 1 guy versus 1000 soldiers that have swords? I know I do, especially when the 1 guy wins! I could blabber on about this movie all day so I’ll just try to sum it up for you. The acting I would call just Ok, but the sound, the scenery, the special effects and the storyline are all rock solid. If you check it out in theatres you’d probably say: “Damn that had some cool stuff in it, I’d definitely watch it again for sure”
Verdict: See it, buy it
Dude’s Score: 7pins and a spare (78%)
Rotten Tomatoes Score: (24%)
IMDB Score: (62%)
Rolling Stone Score: “I cannot tell you how unendurable this movie is”
Notes:
“This is one of those movies that will go in your movie library because you can watch it over and over again”
“If you gotta go on a date, take her to this one because it has enough of a love story line to get the job done and you’ll both be entertained, plus the movie will let you know when it’s time to watch in case you’re busy making your move”
-The Dude-